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A man that's not manly enough? 

That doesn't have the stoic guts of a samurai, or the bravado of a Disney Prince? That can't grab what he wants *and deserves* from this world?

"He's a pussy!"

And yet, dudes love to joke that dudes live pussy. Go figure the intricacies of traditional masculinity. 

Or even traditional femininity. Remember that friend who couldn't keep her mouth shut about other women's weight, hair and sex life? 

That's why it was so refreshing to learn a thing or two about ballroom culture.

It started with RuPaul's drag race, of course. Because what adult woman still obsessed with Sailor Moon doesn't love to see grown men transform into beautiful goddesses?

Then Paris is burning, then Pose… until I finally gathered the courage to start voguing classes.

With my zero experience in dance and my lack of queerness, I thought it'd be just a fun way to include physical activity into my routine - but it's been so much more.

It's been great having a place to dish out all the kitty girl, purr-kat-kat, pussy, and pussy and pussy and cunt that were in my system after watching so much Paris Ballroom TV on YouTube.

To be really otaku and really fem... and be celebrated for it. 

To live my magical girl fantasy... without being called childish.

Sailor Pussy magical girl fantasy

Isn't that every sensitive soul's dream?

And it also feels great to help take the word pussy from the man.

Actually, with so much senseless violence and greed going on in the world, I think we're better off with more pussies.

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